National Animal: the California Ground Squirrel
National Languages: English and German
Hurliherzistan is spelled Hürliherzistan in German
National Anthem: Peter Herz the Great
No sound file available; however, it is the lyrics below to the instrumental version of Ra Ra Rasputin.
There was a certain man in Deutschland long ago
He was tall and bright, in his eyes a chocolate glow
Most people looked at him with wonder and with beer
But to Die Schweiz girls he was such a havered dear
He could hate a Frenchman like a Deutscher
Full of annoyance and ire
But he also was the kind of leader
Countries would desire
Hurl i herzistan
Country of the Schokolade
There isn’t room for all the caffeine
Hurl i herzistan
Country where there is no God
We also have a coffee machine
He ruled Food System 6 and was all colorful
But the food he made was really wonderful
In all finance meetings he made all the copies
But he was real grand once he’d had all three coffees
For his wife he never showed bitterness
Though she’d heard the things he’d done
She believed he made a real difference
In God’s creation
Hurl i herzistan
Country of the Schokolade
There isn’t room for all the caffeine
Hurl i herzistan
Country where there is no God
We also have a coffee machine
But when his wit and skill and craving
For coffee became known to more and more people
The demands to form a nation around this prodigious
Man became louder and louder
This man’s just got to lead, declared some folk and friends
But his rivals agreed, then he’ll have to meet his ends
No doubt this President has lots of witty quips
And though he wasn’t trying puns just came out of his lips
Then one night some men of lower standards
Set a trap, they are to blame
Come to visit us, Starbucks suggested
And he really came
Hurl i herzistan
Country of the Schokolade
He arrived with deceptive intent
Hurl i herzistan
Country where there is no God
He shut them down and quelled the dissent
Hurl i herzistan
Country of the Schokolade
He was revered, they wanted his plan
Hurl i herzistan
Country where there is no God
And so he made Hurliherzistan
Oh, those Swiss*
(*) - Swiss when in New Switzerland or abroad
- Prussians when in new Brandenburg
- Germans when in any other Province of Hurliherzistan
He was tall and bright, in his eyes a chocolate glow
Most people looked at him with wonder and with beer
But to Die Schweiz girls he was such a havered dear
He could hate a Frenchman like a Deutscher
Full of annoyance and ire
But he also was the kind of leader
Countries would desire
Hurl i herzistan
Country of the Schokolade
There isn’t room for all the caffeine
Hurl i herzistan
Country where there is no God
We also have a coffee machine
He ruled Food System 6 and was all colorful
But the food he made was really wonderful
In all finance meetings he made all the copies
But he was real grand once he’d had all three coffees
For his wife he never showed bitterness
Though she’d heard the things he’d done
She believed he made a real difference
In God’s creation
Hurl i herzistan
Country of the Schokolade
There isn’t room for all the caffeine
Hurl i herzistan
Country where there is no God
We also have a coffee machine
But when his wit and skill and craving
For coffee became known to more and more people
The demands to form a nation around this prodigious
Man became louder and louder
This man’s just got to lead, declared some folk and friends
But his rivals agreed, then he’ll have to meet his ends
No doubt this President has lots of witty quips
And though he wasn’t trying puns just came out of his lips
Then one night some men of lower standards
Set a trap, they are to blame
Come to visit us, Starbucks suggested
And he really came
Hurl i herzistan
Country of the Schokolade
He arrived with deceptive intent
Hurl i herzistan
Country where there is no God
He shut them down and quelled the dissent
Hurl i herzistan
Country of the Schokolade
He was revered, they wanted his plan
Hurl i herzistan
Country where there is no God
And so he made Hurliherzistan
Oh, those Swiss*
(*) - Swiss when in New Switzerland or abroad
- Prussians when in new Brandenburg
- Germans when in any other Province of Hurliherzistan